DD XXX +1

USPA Membership and A License Required For All Skydivers

WTF are we waiting for Wednesday
Noon CDT - Gates open. Prior to noon, please park as our attractive staff directs you to.
12:01 PM CDT - Beer Truck Opens
2PM - Registration open, if not earlier
3pm..ISH...first load! YES!!!!!!
After sundown - Hog roast/Iowa sweet corn feed (included with paid admission) 
Party Hangar -- Karaoke/DJ night - will one of the Grindles break out some old school tunes?

That's How I Roll Thursday
7am – Breakfast vendors show up, roll out of your tent and get ready to JUMP!
8am- What is that PA system yelling in my ears? Jumping Begins. Curse manifest for waking you up and realizing who you woke up next to
9am- Who wants a chili dog? Time to suffer. Not till 11am, sucka
10am- Should I cut the speaker cable or move my tent? I will move my tent or else face the wrath of an angry couch freak. Damn that PA is loud, why did I put my tent next to it? Idiot.
Noon - Beer truck still going after 24 hours. No keg bowling fatalities. Yet. Time for a nooner
9pm - Daylight Savings Time getting you moving & grooving
9:01- There will never be a ZoomieLand like the original, but you can try. Immitate the originals and get your campsite nekkid.
Latenight – Practice Laps @ the Windsock

FMF Friday
7am – Breakfast vendors open
8am- Jumping Begins
6pm - Please be sure to use the condom in the boogie bag properly. We are not prepared for your offspring to be here at Dollar Daze 2012, and neither are you
9pm- you asked for it, you got it...KRIS LAGER BAND @ Party Hangar
10:30pm or during 1st intermission- Prize giveaways! You must be present to win.  Do not heckle the MC.
Latenight – First Round Qualifying - Windsock Runs

Spank Bank Saturday
7am- Breakfast is served. Bring cash.
8am- Jumping Begins now. Don't worry, the pilots have a lower BAC than the manifest workers.
Noon - go to the Texas LO tent for the "Building Better Big Ways" camp sponsored by Aerodyne
4pm- Lingerie Dive???
Just before sunset- Iowa Pork Chop Feed Dinner (don't miss this!)
6pm- Beer Truck-still cold, still familiar, still loving
8pm- Chicken Pooper Contest! Listen throughout the day for announcements
9pm- KRIS LAGER BAND -- Not a Typo.  Instead of bringing you some newbie for DD XXX+1, why not bring back the most requested band of the boogie EVER.  ENJOY!!!
All night long - Annual Polyester Party and last night of prize giveaways
First musical intermission - Best (un)Dressed Contest
Even later - Prize giveaways round #2 of 2
11PM till ? - KRIS LAGER BAND comes back for seconds.  REALLY?  Yes.  This is DD XXX+1.
2:00am - Keg bowling championships - will they go 15 layers high this year? See you at the ER

Sha Boink a Boink Sunday
7am-Starlight Breakfast Grille
8am- Jumping Begins OK probably closer to 9am.
6pm- Ft. Dodge Chili Lovers Killer Chili Feed. Vegetarian or Road Kill???  Bring some cheese and crackers.
Beer Truck vs. Pink Cadillac Hot Tub in a drag race, who would win?
8pm - Chicken Pooper Raffle Round #2 - twice the buy in, twice the winnings!
9pm - tonight's entertainment, the one, the only, the most requested, --- Thankful Dirt ---
Latenight – Birthday Suit Bash party like there is no tomorrow
Late Late Night - Did you close the camper curtains? Be sure to do so before filming any porno video

Man Boobs Monday
7am- Starlight Breakfast Grille
8am-ish- Jumping Begins
WE STILL HAVE BEER! Flowing cold as ever. Fruit rollups for Bart. Beer rollups for Homer.
3pm- Don't pack up that tent just yet! We’re still Jumping!
Sunset- Last load
Elmo! ELMO?! Where are you Elmo?!?!?!
Hot tub closes to the general public
Last chance entries for amatuer porno video accepted
Beer Truck closes.

Time to do it all again Tuesday
Planning begins for DDXXXII, 32nd anniversary of Dollar Daze in 2012!!! (Gates will re-open at noon on Wednesday, August 29th, 2012)